(via bogadodo)Source: spongy-moments
Just to see who cares, for every 50 notes I’ll push it back two weeks.
you have to reblog you have to reblog you have to reblog
Hey guys instead of pushing it back…. let’s stop this all together. Let’s help this wonderful person know that he or she is beautiful. That no matter what they do, no matter how many people may seem to disregard him/her, that they are loved. Loved by So many that people want to push this date back so that maybe it doesn’t happen. Loved enough by someone like me, a random teenager from a small town, that I want to end the horrible thought all together. There is always someone out there, and the bad stuff always masks the good, but you need to search for that light in your darkness. Search for ehat makes you happy. If we never knew of the storm, then we’d never appreciate the beauty of a sunny spring day.
(via marchingtogetlucky)Source: justthatweirdkidfromtheinternet
how much cum do you think you would need to be able to take a 15 minute shower with?
showerheads flow about 2.5 gallons per minute so a 15 minute shower is 37.5 gallons
average amount of semen per ejaculation is .5 of a teaspoon and 48 teaspoons in a cup. so that’s 96 ejaculations per cup.
16 cups in a gallon
you’d need about 1,536 ejaculations worth
(via growforme)Source: airrogance
I’m so obsessed with this no joke I reblog it every time I see it.
this makes my stomach drops
only just understood this and woah it scares me
this is too real it felt like a stab in the stomach
(via tjivey)Source: E-EYES
“Throwing babies”—A term applied to audiences that show a fantastic amount of enthusiasm for a performance well done, to the point that many individuals willingly donate their newborn children to the performing group in gratitude. While particularly a figurative, facetious term, it would be most entertaining, terrifying, and flattering for a performing unit to actually compel someone to toss an infant their way.
(via dciglory)Source: wordsurfingwizard